Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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