Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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