Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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