at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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