He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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