Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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