Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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