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(310): View more from California

so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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(650): View more from California

ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person

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(409): View more from Texas

Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in

(1-423): View more from Tennessee

Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Chivalry really is dead.

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