think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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go home
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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