i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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