You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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