Swine flu. Run for my life!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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