Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she told me i tasted like america
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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