He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
