Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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