oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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