Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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