so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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