Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
