and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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