he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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