love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
