I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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