you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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