what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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