love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Randomize
