Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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