If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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