good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I currently don't understand fingers.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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