Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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