If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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