They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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