4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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