We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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