I think i peed on brittanys purse
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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