first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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