brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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