i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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