she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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