Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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