Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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