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(248): View more from Michigan

piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Nipple clamps can be ambiguous

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(518): View more from New York

Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.

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(303): View more from Colorado

friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension

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(903): View more from Texas

The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.

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(904): View more from Florida

he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?

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(703): View more from Virginia

You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.

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(425): View more from Washington

she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours

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