you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
