No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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