So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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