I can tuck mytits in my pants
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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