So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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