So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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