What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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