whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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