: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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